At the breakfast club this morning, I was sitting next to a young girl who was chatting away to me. At one stage she turned to me and said:
"You know how when you're 7 and then you have a birthday and then you're 8 and then you have another birthday..."
"Yeah", I said expectantly.
"Well I just don't get it!" she said.
I just giggled in reply. I'm not sure if she was trying to articulte a far deeper question, or whether she really didn't understand how ...
...and possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soap-star Superstar Strictly on Ice!
Brilliant TV from Peter Kay tonight with a highly amusing satire of the various TV Talent Competitions. My favourite part was the absolutely inspired medley from Geraldine. Enjoy!
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This is part of a sign explaining the bylaws on West Beach, Littlehampton:
Stay Decent. Your nakedness could ruin someone's day
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I'm loving the satirical news posted over at NewsBiscuit and this particular article caught my eye!
‘Supply vicars’ unable to control unruly congregation
Rural parishes unable to find permanent members of the clergy have been forced to bring in supply vicars whose inexperience and lack of authority has made them vulnerable to ...
So a while back I bought these expensive noise cancelling earphones with the different buds on the end which you use to fit your ear perfectly. I was listening to my iPod on the train up to London this morning when my phone rang. As I pulled the 'phones out of my ears to answer the call, I realised that the changeable bud had come off my left ear and was firmly stuck right inside!
Running late for my meeting, I went straight there and spent most of ...
I took this photo during Youthwork The Conference when we went for dinner at the noodle place down the road.
Beckie found this little gem in her cookie at the end of the meal:
"No one can make you feel interior without your permission"
I love Chinese proverbs, it takes a while for the weight of the words to sink in. ;) ...
A brilliant satirical website of a ficticious government department. Check out today's Peril Level Alert or read the latest on ID cards. ...
I just found a link to the funniest Christian parody website yet! Datetosave.com claims to help single Christians bring others into the kingdom through dating. As their tagline reads "Dating to save people from Hell!"
From the site:
Doesn't God look down on missionary dating and tells us to not be "yoked with unbelievers"?
I looked up yoked, and the dictionary says it's a "A crossbar with two U-shaped pieces that encircle the necks of a pair of oxen or ...
This has been posted all over the web and seems to be a tongue-in-cheek advertisment from the sacred sandwich. Ironic no doubt but it's scarily not too far from actual products available. Check out ship of fools for more "Gadgets For God".
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