Here’s a link to a list of the 9 most Badass Bible Verses as chosen by cracked.com. Although funny and irreverent with plenty of swear words and sexual references (you’ve been warned), it provides a enthusiastic view of some of the more interesting biblical passages from a non-christian perspective.

Our hero Ehud came up with the idea of concealing a weapon by strapping it to his body several thousand years before John McClane did in Die Hard…
After bypassing the tight security, Ehud continues to act like a Bruce Willis character by busting out a snappy one liner: “I have a message from God for you,” he declares shortly before whipping out his blade and shanking the evil, grotesquely obese King Eglon in the belly.
Really, the only way to improve on this would be by shoehorning an awful pun into it, such as “You should really cut down on your fat intake!” or “Looks like being king takes guts!” As he leaves, Ehud shows he hasn’t forgotten his good manners by considerately shutting the door behind him.

It’s not a bad list, but there’s plenty more that should have made the grade! Got any suggestions?

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