I know this isn’t about youth work (although I could always link it in), but I thought it was too good to pass up.
For the measley sum of $15,000 (Buy It Now) you can be the proud owner of four revelations from none other than Jesus Christ! Yes ebay does it again with another astoundingly original auction. It seems Jesus himself appeared to the seller back in 1984 and told him the following:
#1: The precise location of Heaven>
#2. The cure for cancer
#3. The solution for the achievement of world peace.
#4. He revealed the future to me.
Wow, what a lucky guy! But it doesn’t stop there, he goes on to give a glimpse of each revelation based on what Jesus told him. My personal favourite is that the cure for Cancer is to do with the cause:
But what is the PRECISE AND SOLE CAUSE OF CANCER? CANCER OCCURS WHEN WE EAT OUR OWN FLESH. (Two very simple examples of eating our own flesh are biting our cuticles or biting our lips.) When a piece of our own flesh is digested, microscopic fragments of our own DNA enter the bloodstream. If a piece of this DNA enters a vulnerable cell, the nucleus of the cell identifies the ‘food’ as ‘self’ and this causes a ‘circuit’ to be blown in the nucleus.
Oh that makes sense then!
Jesus also told him to spread the word and let others know about these life-changing revelations. So how on earth could one meek individual tell the whole world about this amazing information? Newspapers? TV? Interviews? NO! Ebay of course! CLICK HERE for the full madness.
6 responses to “Jesus reveals future… on ebay?!”
It’s slightly comical that the thing costs $15 000 and yet, the delivery is only $10..
I enjoyed this bit….
“The future will go one of two ways: If world peace is not achieved before 2021 the world will destroy itself. If world peace is achieved before 2021, there will be no more natural disasters.”
It’s slightly comical that the thing costs $15 000 and yet, the delivery is only $10..
I enjoyed this bit….
“The future will go one of two ways: If world peace is not achieved before 2021 the world will destroy itself. If world peace is achieved before 2021, there will be no more natural disasters.”
I particularly like the idea that an american president can bring about world peace – er NO! I also noticed the delivery thing. can’t believe he has the cheak to ask for $15000 and yet still charge for delivery.
I particularly like the idea that an american president can bring about world peace – er NO! I also noticed the delivery thing. can’t believe he has the cheak to ask for $15000 and yet still charge for delivery.
that is sick…lol..but kinda funny! I want to be a star!
that is sick…lol..but kinda funny! I want to be a star!